We're having ground beans coffee cause it's the weekend and all, and of course I'm having Baileys in it, and I don't need to explain this to you, because, well...Baileys.
It goes without saying, we have the giant liter and 3/4's bottle cause why would you even waste your time with anything smaller?
The disconcerting thing about all of this is that the giant liter and 3/4's bottle has a larger neck that, because of it's massive size and ability to deliver copious amounts of it's creamy alcoholy delightfulness to my freshly ground beans coffee in an expedient manner, has a cap that requires an extra half a turn to put on and remove.
It's the wrong amount of twists. It's the amount of twists reserved for something mundane. Like a jar of pickles, craft buttons, or Chubby Checker. Sorry, Chubby Checker certainly is not mundane. I got carried away.
Definitely a half a twist too many for my breakfast alcohol.
Anyways, I just needed to tell someone. Get it off my chest, as it were. There should be better way to deal with excessive twists. Until I figure it out,
..........I'll just have to put a cork in it.
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