Tuesday, April 10, 2012

#71. or, is this sexy?

  I'm not really sure what to think of that new shaving commercial on TV with Adrien Brody in it. I mean, most of the time, he's a pretty sexy fellow, isn't he? I'm not an authority on sexy fellows. To tell you the truth, i wouldn't mind being at least a little more knowledgeable on this subject. Not because i want to look at sexy fellows, i could just use a few pointers.

   Really Adrien Brody, i don't know what to think about this look?

 can you look like this and not be in a Heineken commercial?

 Actually, when i first saw this, there was this small voice coming from the back of my brain saying "OH YA! WE COULD TOTALLY PULL THAT OFF!" That lasted about 8 seconds. Then reality set in. There is no way in HELL that i could ever pull off that look. It has the potential to go wrong in so many ways. First, you would need to be exuding confidence. Like ALL the time, 24/7! If you crack and show any signs of wishy washy-ness, (and i have plenty of wishy washy-ness) you're probably going to end up looking more like a shifty drug dealer.

  Also, i don't think that you could have this look and wear jeans and a hoodie. Unless of course, you're selling knock-off watches out of the back of a van. Then it probably works. Otherwise, you need to be in a suit all the time. I can't do that.

  If you were Spanish, you could pull this off. I think being Spanish gives you an immediate buy into the sexy department. Especially if you have the accent. But i'm pretty sure, if you're not Spanish, or Adrrien Brody and you try to go through airport security, you're going to end up in that little room with a security guard snapping on that rubber glove.

  If i was even going to attempt to pull off this look, i'm pretty sure this is how i would turn out.




 ...........so, Adrien Brody, with your sleepy eyed, confident stare, and pirate facial hair, you can rest easy. Because even though i ripped your picture off of the internet, i won't be ripping off your look. I just wouldn't be able to pull it off.

12 comments:

  1. Lol, I don't even know who he is... and I don't think he's very sexy looking. My opinion on what makes a sexy guy is someone who is sweet, caring and genuine. I know that sounds a little theatrical but I really mean it. And anyway, Adrien Brody's facial hair styling doesn't look so hot ;-)

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    1. He's a movie star fellow. If you google him, i think he's actually not a bad looking guy. I know the facial hair thing is just for a shaver commercial but i dodn't think it does him any favors.
      Also, i think that if people thought about those qualities you talk about more,we wouldn't be worshiping models and actors and all the plastic people so much. I like the way you think. :)

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    2. I had a look on google - I don't mind his looks or anything, but I wouldn't say that he is super hot - maybe I would have a different opinion if I saw him acting though. It's hard to tell from just pictures because not much of the personality comes through. :)

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    3. that's a really good attitude. Sometimes it's hard to not judge a book by it's cover.

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  2. I would have to say that that look is kind of sleezy pimp-ish. Not attractive at all. Give me a standard goatee or a full (but nicely maintained) beard any day over that slick smudge!

    Okay, seriously, I just (out of habit since I am crazy like that) spent a few minutes before hitting submit on this comment, looking at facial hair styles for men so I could use the correct terminology. In fact, I like the "circle beard" or the "Van Dyke" styles the best. Who knew?

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    1. .....and stay away from the "brody"?

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  3. He's a very likable guy. I like him because he makes having a big nose okay. I think he looks exactly like a shady drug dealer, I agree. Antonio is Spanish and has a goatee but he can pull it off because it doesn't look doochie like this

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    1. anybody who makes having a big nose OK has to have some redeeming qualities. Even if they do look doochie. :)

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  4. If that's sexy, I'll pass, thank you! And yes, Spanish sounds very sexy, until you live with Mr. Asshole 24/7 and he can make you feel like shit in two languages instead of only one, just saying. My answers for OQW give my version of what a sexy man is, and it's all about being real, not manufactured or engineered. :-)

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    1. Sorry about Mr. Asshole.
      I agree, sexy is more than a creepy beard. ;)

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  5. He looks sexy to me. A little dangerous too and in reality he is probably a wuss.
    This was really funny Ken. I laughed a lot.

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    1. Thanks, i like that you liked it. You have to be a little bold to walk around like that.. Gillette paying you millions of dollars, can buy a lot of bold though. :)

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